The Fight Topic

what now Stuart??

a black hole? that's the best you can do? *laugh*

child' play, my dear boy, child's play........


*Stuart calls forth his army of invisible ghost soldiers who cannot be killed, converted, imprisoned, captured, seen, heard, smelt, or felt, except for when they slit your throat*

*Stuart orders this army, who only he can communicate with, to kill the foolish traitor coby, (btw, I like your pic) and bring in oppie, ALIVE*

What now? Bring it on, children.

General Stuart wrote:

a black hole? that's the best you can do? *laugh*

child' play, my dear boy, child's play........


*Stuart calls forth his army of invisible ghost soldiers who cannot be killed, converted, imprisoned, captured, seen, heard, smelt, or felt, except for when they slit your throat*

*Stuart orders this army, who only he can communicate with, to kill the foolish traitor coby, (btw, I like your pic) and bring in oppie, ALIVE*

Tisk tisk,how foolish can you be. Keeping ME alive? You underestimate my power! Your ghosts may not be killed, converted, imprisoned, captured, seen, heard, smelt, or felt. But you didnt say anything about putting them into an eternal sleep! Muahahahha. I put all your ghosts to rest,


RIP.

Now then to deal with you Stuart. I ressurected Coby once, and i will do it again. I bring Coby back to life by the dark power of the sith that nobody has uncovered until now. STUART IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE.

PERMANATELY.

Coby holds Stuart steady as I slowly dismantle his gears, bolts and washers. Yes that's right, Stuart is a machine. A terminated MACHINE HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA! You forgot one very important thing! My warranty isn't up! So whenever you hurt me, the repairmen will be right there to fix me again lol.

General Stuart wrote:

HAHAHAHAHA! You forgot one very important thing! My warranty isn't up! So whenever you hurt me, the repairmen will be right there to fix me again lol.

Abosolutely pathetic. I OWN your repairmen hahahah.

OPPIE, YOUR STAFF IS BROKEN!!!

*oppie's staff bursts into a billion pieces and the remainders turn into flame*

Oppie has no power here. In fact, "Oppie" is too good of a nickname for you. I dub thee, "Wormtongue." Is it not a fitting name?

(applause)


*wormtongue gets mad and decides to stab himself with a foot-long knife*

Look at the fool. Save him from himself.

*Stuart's ghosts awaken and he fixes this weakness*

*ghosts capture wormtongue and turn him into a kitchen slave, where he isn't allowed to touch the food, only pick up the potato peels*

*Stuart commands that if wormtongue ever touches the food, he shall instantly perish* (hey, I don't want worm's coodies)

General Stuart wrote:

OPPIE, YOUR STAFF IS BROKEN!!!

*oppie's staff bursts into a billion pieces and the remainders turn into flame*

Oppie has no power here. In fact, "Oppie" is too good of a nickname for you. I dub thee, "Wormtongue." Is it not a fitting name?

(applause)


*wormtongue gets mad and decides to stab himself with a foot-long knife*

Look at the fool. Save him from himself.

*Stuart's ghosts awaken and he fixes this weakness*

*ghosts capture wormtongue and turn him into a kitchen slave, where he isn't allowed to touch the food, only pick up the potato peels*

*Stuart commands that if wormtongue ever touches the food, he shall instantly perish* (hey, I don't want worm's coodies)

Stuart i never a stalf, i have a lightsaber. Frees gandalf from kitchen dutie and sends him after Stuart.

Again, foolish boy.

What part of eternal sleep did you not understand? It's not something you can just awaken from you silly child. those were not your ghosts, they were methane gas bubbles.

And dont you comepare me to Saruman!!!!!!! Obi one Kanobi perhaps but Saruman, eeeeeiiik. Slaps stuart so many times that he begins to giggle hysterically.

you don't get it, you're now wormtongue!

What does everyone else think about the new name for (formerly) oppie?

Down on your belly snake! How long has it been since Saruman bought you?

that just makes him more devios. *wormttoungue (formerly known as Oppie) slits IBGs neck will he was asleep, and stabs stuart in the back with a two foot dagger.*

Iron Brigade General wrote:

Down on your belly snake! How long has it been since Saruman bought you?

You will feel the wrath of Oppie if you do not see the light. Stuart is evil. Coby and I are the only ones who have the vision. YOU MUST SEE THAT.


(Slaps Stuart twice)

General Stuart wrote:

you don't get it, you're now wormtongue!

What does everyone else think about the new name for (formerly) oppie?

Foolish man. BAM!!! SLAPS STUART 5 MORE TIMES. IT'S OPPIE,GET IT STRAIGHT!

Light? Your order is a fading light in the dark. Corrupt and Arrogent, you must be punished! Oppie WILL FALL!

*Oppie trips over my leg and falls a thousand feet to the bottom of a snake infested pit.*

* coby sneakes up on IBG and shoves him into the same pitt.* better watch your back next time IBG.

While IBG is in the pit i pour 2 day old pot roast all over him. hahahaha
(While dressing my many snake bites........oww)

The pot roast? No, not the pot roast treatment.

Better believe it. That stuff is knarly, specially when there is cabbage in it.

mwhahahahaha. you can't beat us. we are invicible.*slaps IBG.*

Hahahah yeah:twisted: ! Slaps IBG right after Coby.

final attack
*destroys all of time and space, ending the fight topic*
explanation:
by destroying time and space, it rendered oppie and coby un-invincible, thus destroying them

General_LeGraSherman wrote:

final attack
*destroys all of time and space, ending the fight topic*

Dont think so, join us or suffer IBG's fate.

Everybody boo Martygrass for doing this to us. Boo!!