The Fight Topic

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My friends 16th birthday was on 6/6/06.... freaky.

No! Only:twisted: can have a b-day on 6/6/6.

no will ever join forces with you IBG. *removes sfpoons and throws them at everybody.*

You fool! You can't pull them out @ 12:20 and right after lunch.

You guys make me sick,SICK!!!!!! (Slaps Stuart 10 times,like so, BAM!,STUART'S HEA IS KNOCKED TO THE LEFT,BAM!,STUARTS HEAD IS KNOCKED TO THE RIGHT,BAM!,and so forth.......now I bring forth a termintator and 2 miniguns. Blasts everybody. especially civ!!!!

YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN

*General Stuart calls on 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 alter boys (you guys NEVER KILL THEM!!!) *

*alterboys overpower terminator and miniguns and capture Oppie*

Being a merciful lord, Stuart grants Oppie one phone call.

*Oppie tries to escape*

tisk, tisk, Look at the fool run. Kill him.

*alter boys catch Oppie and scream with glee as they impale his vital areas with fpoons and pour boiling freezing soquids down his nose*

Oppie begs for death near the end, and Stuart, being a merciful, lord, gives it to him......

ONE TOFU PUDDING SALAD, COMING RIGHT UP!!!

Buzz! *shaves Oppie bald.* Prepare the prisoner GS.

thats an oxymoron how can you have boiling freezing soquids?*hypnotyzes all 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
alte boys and turns them against Gen. stuart.* Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha :twisted:take that Lee now you will see the power of the alter boys against you.

dude, like you're going to make eye contact with 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 people and maintain hypnosis? give me a break.

*gives the phony hypnitist a concusion with a mace*

AND I MEANT BOILING FREEZING SOQUIDS, NOVICE! MUWAHAHAHA!



(boiling freezing soquids are available at your local nuclear reactor center for the low price of $7.50 per ounce)

While ever one else is fighting General Lee quietly escapes the coffin and puts coby in insted.

how can you escape the coffin its six feet under?*digs way out and fires an atomic bomb from space at the alter boys killing more than half of them.* well looks like alter boys arnt all powerfull now Gen. stuart.

You people need to learn some respect.(Respect for the 10'000 genetic copies of me scattered around the universe) By the way,that was a high tech drone you decapitated back there. he was a loyal friend....... .
BAM! Stuart is knocked clear across the mississippi river by a slap from my left palm across his face. (Stuart screams in pain as I prepare the Humdi for his execution. Stop crying you baby!!

Grants Coby amnasty for attAcking Stuart Alter boys. Than i finish off the lAst of them. (LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY KILLED THEM STUART!)

*Takes roller skates and skates between Oppies legs. Grabs both and flings him to ground while not missing a single beat. I skate off to vitory.*

what are you ganna do now that your alter boys gon stuart. *burrys stuart up to his neck in the sand and all he has to dig himself out is two chop sticks.*

Once i recover from IBG's disgraceful atack with rollerskates, I assist Coby in shaving Stuart's head, and clipping his overgrown toenails.

Hey Coby let's shave his beard!

*forces coby's body to chemically self destruct*

General_LeGraSherman wrote:

*forces coby's body to chemically self destruct*

Grabs GLS by the toe and throws him into an inploding star on the far side of the galaxy.

I reconstruct Coby's body with cybernetics. He is now half human, half cyborg. Intrestingly anough i used the remaining chemical from Coby's body to mkae the alloy for the cybernetics. Pretty cool eh?

forget alterboys, they were too soft anyway....
*GS calls on his 80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 trillion indestructible priests (you can't hurt a priest)* lol


and their alliegence to me cannot be wavered, because they are partly my clones muwhahahaha!

*priests take the new alliance of oppie and coby and convert them like in age of empires (lol) and then I burn them at stake*

technically, the priests did nothing wrong, so you can't hurt them. and besides, they're indestructible MUWHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

General Stuart wrote:

forget alterboys, they were too soft anyway....
*GS calls on his 80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 trillion indestructible priests (you can't hurt a priest)* lol


and their alliegence to me cannot be wavered, because they are partly my clones muwhahahaha!

*priests take the new alliance of oppie and coby and convert them like in age of empires (lol) and then I burn them at stake*

technically, the priests did nothing wrong, so you can't hurt them. and besides, they're indestructible MUWHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

So call me Van Helsing. I cremate ever single one of Stuarts priests.

* cyborg body regenerates damaged areas then I transport priests in to a black hole where they are lost forever.*
they may be indestrctible but you're not so now you can't get them because they are trpped in a black hole, ha can't you think of something chalinging.