The Fight Topic

I saw a similar thread on the Anachronism forums, so you may do any move you could imagine to anyone who takes part on this one, even if it's simply a fantasy. Remember that it's all in good fun.


*Does a Tombstone Piledriver to Iron Brigade General*

Of course we just couldn't start a thread like this without at least two participants

What have I done to you? *smashes a crowbar on Adrocles head* Don't make me mad! *kicks him in the knee cap while he is down* And you need to stop being so unfreindly! *Shoots a spit wad at a dazed Adrocles*

sweet a fight thread. *stab dvd in the back with a dager*

*BODY slams coby*

*round house kicks Brigade general*

*Civility charges in and knocks all of us out cold*

Iron Brigade General wrote:

*Civility charges in and knocks all of us out cold*

Haha. I'm not that mean. I only use Black powder

Well, you first first blind us with blackpowder then kick us in the knee caps.

Hm... Not bloody enough. Maybe I should Go get some more
*Civility runs to get more black powder*

*Civ runs back in*

AHA! Found some more!!!!

*blows up the entire group playing.. including herself*

(Hey, I never said I wasn't dumb )

*Finds knife in pant leg and chucks it at Civility.* She caught it! *screams like little girl as Civilty chases him into corner and kills me* Except, this is rated PG, so, no one dies.

No one dies? Aw come on.

*Chases I.B. General into corner and kills him*

I'd say he deserved it.

*Adrocles wakes up. Round house kicks his head. He's out cold again.* Civility screams, "Don't you hurt him!" *Kicks my butt with the heel of a high heel shoe.*

Ahh don't like high heels.

I'm gonna get you I.B. General!!!!!!!!!!! *sounds rebel yell* We're gonna get you!! *army of minions comes after him*

*Coby runs up behind, thinking he can get Civility* I don't think so! *knocks him out, too*

*tries to rally men* Rally around me men! Save me!!! Don't run you cowards! *whole army of deamons make me drunk*

haha! What an army General!!!!!! My rebel forces shall overcome you!!!!!
Death shall befall ALL our foes!!!!!!!!!!

*yells at troops* Go men go!!!! Get him now!!!!!
*troops surround I.B. General's forces*

Afraid General?

Here that? That's my army! Meet pirate Peenot:pirat: ! Clown Boozey:clown: . Santa Clause, the evil one:santa: . Pharoh Duffus:farao: . Rudolph:rendeer: . King Farts:king: . Gueen Kick Butts:queen: . The Joker:joker: . General Grant:grant: . General Lee:lee:. The Artillary:cannon: . Hippy Pippy:afro: . And Daisy, the happy flower.

Attack! Mwahhaha!

AHHH!!!! YOU'VE TURNED IN TO A DEMENTED SANTA!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!

*runs in horror*

NO MORE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! CLOWNS ARE EVIL!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, or should I say nightmare!

YES! NO MORE!!

I've g2g. Er.. I mean I need to rally the troops!!!!!! I shall be back
(tomorrow)!!!!


*fires last amount of powder*

Run, run, run as fast as you can, I can't catch you, you're the gingerbread woman. That doesn't sound right.

No! Not my gumdrop buttons!!!! Bye

Coby wakes up calls up an army of demented nomes to attack gen and civility.

"charge my demented nomes!!!!"

See you later then, Civ. as for you, Coby butt, BOOM! ! Many explosions and Cody is knocked out again.

thepie tries to pick me up from behind and i whip him untill he passes out:whip: !"Ha Ha Ha take that pie!"

*I fart in coby's face. He passes out and has to be taken to hospital and detoxicated.*