The Fight Topic

Ow!uses super powers to push dumbo off.*comes after brigade gen. with sherman tank*

*Draws lifesaver candy and cuts the tires off then jumps in and force chokes coby until he is ko's*

wakes up *comes up behind general and karate chops him in the neck and looses consesnes*

*Then yoda shows up and sits on his head and beats him with his stick as Coby cries like a little girl.*

*empror papatine shows up and shocks yoda with his lightning powers*

Truce! *holds out hand and Coby takes it, then I stab him in the gut:saber: and he falls bleeding all over the place*

*pulls out a dagger and stabs general in the back will he is walking away!*

*I bleed so much that Coby drowns in it.*

I pull on a air mask befoe i drown.

That's life support you're on idiot! *pulls the plug and Coby suffocates to death*

*auxiliry power comes on and i pull out a machingun and shoot geneal*

I am now a water hydrent! *blood sprinkles everywhere. kicks Coby and Coby sees:star: *

*I cammand a army pigs to attack general:pig: *

Back you rabid pigs! Back I say! Into the abyss with you!

*how dare whip my army of pigs *sends army of eliphants after general:elephant: *

Coby, Coby, Coby. Haven't you learned how to really fight? Oh, well. I quess these mice:cat: will have to do( they're close enough to mice!) for the time being.

Your army of mice:cat is no use when i'm invisible *puts on invisibility cloak and snakes up behind general and nocks him out!*

*accidently trips Coby who falls on his face and breaks his nose.*

*Grabs general and throws him off a very high cliff where he falls and brakes into a million pieces*

Techinical Foul! Didn't even spell most of the words right, so, go sit in time out. *Coby hangs his head and sits in a corner for a thousand years* And stay there until I count to 900 billion! Editing the post doesn't make it all better either, Coby Bear.

*Civ comes back from rallying the troops* Coby! I.B.General! Both shall you feel the wrath of my army of *dun, dun, dun* clowns, evil elves, orcs, alien elites and knomes!
*Army lines up to fight*


Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

And then, Behold! Robert E. Lee rises from the dead to help Civ and her army!

Wait a minute! He was help me! Take that!

No!!! HE WASN'T!!!!!!!! You're not southern and he stands by the just!

*Civ runs to coby and pours ice cold water down his shirt* HAHAHA!

Didn't you see my post with the army? He was with them I tell, you! *smacks Civiltiy with a LOL sign.*

Hey! That hurt!!! *Civ starts chanting something* *5 RABID bunnys show up*

Behold! You shall not get past RABIDBUNNY