The Fight Topic

So much for the opposition. Let's call you Oppie.

hehe thats a good idea! Oppie it is... (hey you wouldn't happen to have red hair would you?)

With that, General Stuart thanks Civility_C for ridding him of the slimy creature called Oppie . They become unofficial allies and draw their knives (of course General Stuart draws his saber) to face the infinite dark armies attacking them.

Why Sir, Thats a great image of you!

Ya right!

It was. I liked it.

Oh well, if you like it, I'll try it out a while. That beard is borderline too much though.

haha Thanks.

*with that General Stuart catches Civ off her guard while she gazes at his magnificent beard... and marches her off to the gallows, to be hung for treason*

wait, that was lame. Let's try again:

*General Stuart draws his revolver and shoots Civ down*


THIS IS GREAT!!!

haha very funny.

*Civ goes down* Dude! That hurt!

*Coby sneeks up on GS and tries to stab him *

*Civ gets back up and kicks GS in the shin*

*But as he does so, the bullets deflect off of the jewels Civ was smuggling out of the Confederacy in her corset, and Stuart is seriously wounded* (you know I can't die, at least not until Yellow Tavern)

My corset? Scandalous... How 'bout the pockets I've sewn into my petticoats?

*the ricocheting bullets kill coby*

whatever...it works lol

*Civ calls the drummer boys to come pick up Coby and GS*

Guys are stupid...

Stupid? *General Stuart was only knocked out for a moment, and regains consiousness*
*He then orders his elite troopers to round up the drummer boys (?) and send them home crying to their mammas. Then he orders Civility ( woops, I mean Civ) captured and bound*

NOT THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOYS!!!!!!

Hey wait... I'm southern, you're southern. Why are you tying me up?

*GS walks over to Civ and unties her*

*Civ kicks GS in the stomach and shoots him*

So much for the "elite" soliders

Now you know why we were fighting in the FIRST place LOL. Remember, I sent my, yes, 'elite' men away to escort the little drummer boys back home.

*General Stuart lays on the ground, moaning*
*Civ sees the error of her ways*
*She calls a doctor and begs GS for forgiveness*
NO WAY!!!
*General Stuart sets off the grenade in his pocket and throws it at Civ*

*Civ runs inside a bomb-proof shelter*


(I need to come up with something better)

*as Civ runs General S draws his paintball gun and shoots Civ in the back of the head*

HAHA!!!! IT'S THE WINTER! c02 is weird in the winter

*Gun reaches for her Colt pistol and shoots GS in the leg*

*GS goes down* Guys are just REALLY slow....

Actually, right now it's about 75 degrees outside....

So? Its like 45 here

*Civ looks up at the sky to see what the weather's like*

*General S pulls his bazooka out of his pocket and blows Civ to Mars*

GOTCHA!!!!!