The Fight Topic

*Civ arrives on Mars to find thousands of Alians*
Hey guys! Wanna come help me kill some people?

*alians assemble ships, laser guns, torpedos and other variuos weapons*

*Civ and amry return as GS is taking a nice walk*

FIIIIRE!

General Stuart evades the laser fire on his magnificent steed. The aliens, who really aren't that bright, run out of their ships after him. Stuart informs Gen. Lee of the situation, and Lee calmly draws a plan of attack:

*Aliens attack*

*Confederates fire*

*many aliens die*

*more aliens die*

*MORE aliens die*

just as the alien army is about to panic and flee, General Stuart arrives in the enemy rear with his ELITE cavalry and destroys the remains of the alien force. Then Gen. Stuart captures the space ships and goes to blow up Washington D.C.

*Civ runs up to GS to ask him a question*

*GS thinks shes coming to hurt him and pulls out his sword*

Hey... um... can I help you invade DC?

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING BEFORE I KILLED ALL OF YOUR ALIENS?
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Females, honestly,..........

*GS answers* Certainly. Only, I am in soul command. Understood?

Well I didn't know!!! Gosh...

Sure. Only, I want a LOT of black powder, ok?

Black Powder?

*General Stuart is suspicious but gives it to her anyway*

W00t!!!!!!!!!

*Civ runs around making plans on how she could blow up a lot of buildings*

Wait.. What year is it?

2006 (Women aren't really that bright are they?......) lol joking

Let's say 1862

WOOHOOO!!!!!!! (You'll have to tell the people in Canada that are planning on setting New York on fire, not to use Greek fire)

Right! Or at least set something on fire that matters, not a museum. Lol.

I thought they tried to start it in a hotel... but they didn't open the windows.

If I remember right, the conspirators were checked into several of the major hotels in New York City. At the appointed time, the seperate groups started fires in their hotel rooms, then left to hit other spots in the city, which included B. Barnum's "museum of wonders" or something. The plot failed mainly due to the inexperience of the men executing it when it came to Greek Fire. Sounds kind of like a terrorist strike though, doesn't it?

Whoa......... What happened? One minute i had General Stuart in a head lock, then somebody grabbed me from behind and i get stabbed by to small knives. And something strange tells me i am now known as oppie.....................Hmmmm.


IT IS TIME FOR THIS ALLIANCE OF CIV AND STUART TO BE DISPANDED.

i LUNGE AT THE ALLIANCE OF BACKSTABBERS AND SLICE OFF THERE ARMS WITH MY SABER.

*Sends a bunch of Nuclear ICBMs all the way from North Korea, traget: Washington DC*

Kim Jong Il: Now you've made the great leader that my people worship everyday really mad

*Army of Canadian Mounties invade NYC*

Please Feel the wrath of General Winter eh?

An army? How about an entire PLANET OF APACHE WAR LORDS FIGHT OFF THE MOUNTIES AND TAKE BACK THE CITY. HUH HUH?

I am now taking over the topic...........................(slits everyones throat....few survive.............most perish..................i win....haha.) Sends goons to take care of the stragelres

*Fires the Genesis Gamma Ray Super Cannon from Space. Entire topic is destroyed*

Except little old me because I'm in space.

Where the heck did you get a gamma ray???? You cant afford that!!!!

And where did you get the ship, you can afford that either!

Had it built secretly by the Russians after giving President Vladimir Putin a bunch of bribes.

HAH. Like i would belive that....you obviouslly stole it from someone.

Yeah I stole it from the Coordinators who had it stashed away some place.

Don't you love the Gundam series?

Plus the russions cant possibly manufacture something of that power. I bet you got connections with IRAN. DO YAH DO YAH?????? CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well at least I've got connections with North Korea's Kim Jong Il and he has ties with Iran.

Get the picture?