The Fight Topic

*coby covers his eyes and gets mirrored sun glasse, adn cuts stuarts eyes out and replace my eyes with stuarts. poots coby's eyes in stuart and looka at him and he falls over dead.*

I didn't have to look in your eyes, only at any part of you (duh)

*coby dies*

* turns into a zombie and eats Stuart.* take that stuart don't mess with me especially as a zombie.

General Stuart wrote:

*Stuart gains the power to kill people by looking at them* (btw, this power does and cannot backfire in any way)

*Stuart looks at everybody in the room but himself*

Well, that was simple!

Hy Stuart, i thought people already died when they saw ur face?


Or was that mirrors.......................................

vindicator wrote:

haha! except, where did the king come into the pic?


*sends flying monkeys to capture oppie and drop him from a high place*

Vindicator, it's time you learned your place.

After recoverng from my mind wrenching experiance with monkeys, I grab vindicator by the throat and holds him up in the air(Vindicator is grasping for breath), "You foolish child, what kind of idiot do you think I am? Sending mere monkeys after me when you could have just sucked my life force clean. But instead you decided to use animals on me like i'm something to be hunted. (Throws vindicator up against brick wall). (Walks over to him) And how dare you even raise a finger against me? Can you not see that no one here dares send monkeys after me for fear of being turned into a white smelly paste?. (Kicks vindicator clear across plaza and he slams into a light post, breaking his pelvis). (Smiles grimly as I move towards him once again.) And now you realise your mistake, but it is to late for you. If you had only relised before(Picks Vindicator up and punches him in the stomach, knocking the air out of him, then lets him slump to the pavement) And now, time to die.

Takes baseball bat and wacks vindicator in the knee causing it to kick back all the way to his head and crack his skull.

bye bye vindicator:D

*The Enigma brings a glass of wine to Stuart and Stuart accepts, believing it is a compliment upon his intelligence in the forums. He drinks it and promptly dies*

*Civ runs to Enigma and stabs him in the back with her magical knife, and captures his soul with the powers she naturally posesses being and elf)*

People are just so mean.

*Civ revives Stuart*

Dude! STOP DYING!!!!!!! Its just so tacky!

STuart is a man of the West! He shouldn't be dying so much! *Men opf the west rallies and repulses all others* (except for Civ since she's my friends)

Oh.. I'm multiple personalitys now??COOL!

Yes, one minute your the person from the downtown, then your the person whos from the good part of town. Yepppeeee!

oook...slow person here..What?

Never mind. Scratch that post.

Alrighty thenn Back to fighting??

Civility_C wrote:

*Civ runs to Enigma and stabs him in the back with her magical knife, and captures his soul with the powers she naturally posesses being and elf)*

People are just so mean.

*Civ revives Stuart*

Dude! STOP DYING!!!!!!! Its just so tacky!

What civ does not know was that it was my double. *Civ walks away proudly thinking that she has achieved her goal. The Enigma sneaks up behind her and with an ax promptly decapitates her. He then sticks her head upon a stake, and puts her body in a burlap sack. he then throws the sack into a pool full of pirahnas where her remains are promptly devoured. He then cremates Civ's head and sprinkles the ashes ontop of the pirhana pond* Mwuhahahahaahahahhahahahahahahaahah.

Well enigma it looks like we have similar tactics for defeating our enemies.

Civ, I suggest you leave him alone, or I will have to do something about it.
As you well know, if you help Stuart, you are a thorn in mine side.

Please dont make me hurt you:afro:

Since Stuart was revived(and enigma has forgotten about him), I suppose will have to take care of this myself.

Shrinks Stuart to the size of a grape and puts him inside of a vineger bottle. Then, i cautiously drop a brown recluse into it(puts cork in bottle).

Then, I sit back with my bucket of popcorn and my vanilla pepsi and watch the fun.

*Civ is reencarnated into a rabid bunny and chases after Enigma and oppie as they run away screaming in terror*

Oppie,I think I can take care of myself. Southern women have a way about doing that. Don't mess with me.

Did you forget something?

(Stuart sreams in terror while being chased around the bottle by a hungry brown recluse.)


Hey, just because I was born in California doesnt mean NOTHIN. My father is from Kentucky and my mom was raised in South Dakota.
Intresting combo huh?

Civility_C wrote:

*Civ is reencarnated into a rabid bunny and chases after Enigma and oppie as they run away screaming in terror*

Oppie,I think I can take care of myself. Southern women have a way about doing that. Don't mess with me.

*Whilst running away from Civ, the Enigma dials in a hunter and tells of his location. As we are still running, the hunter blows Civ away with a shotgun and all is left is a ball of fur.* Man, that was hard. Good job hunter *pays $300 dollars in cash to the hunter and the hunter leaves*.

Enigma your tactics are so, graphic. Try something a little nicer next time.

Takes Civ to a pet hospitel until she is fully rejuvinated.

Dont forget Enigma, your enemy can be your friend.

The Opposition wrote:

Did you forget something?

(Stuart sreams in terror while being chased around the bottle by a hungry brown recluse)

Interesting scenario there Oppie. *Smashes the bottle that Stuart is in, and squashes the brown recluse. Brings Stuart back to life size and dusts him off.* "Thanks for saving me Enigma" Stuart says.

"Who says I am saving you?" the Enigma proclaims.

*The Enigma impales Stuart with the spear of time and transports him to the top of the Aztec temple in Tenochtitlan, where he is promptly sacrificed by the Aztec leaders. They cut out his heart and then throw him down the steps to the masses, where he is effectively dismembered and eaten.*
Oh my...(historically accurate too)

The Opposition wrote:

Enigma your tactics are so, graphic. Try something a little nicer next time.

Takes Civ to a pet hospitel until she is fully rejuvinated.

Dont forget Enigma, your enemy can be your friend.

A little nicer? Who is weak now? This is war man! Theres no time for stupid statements!

My enemy can become my friend.........*ponders this and then laughs*...............I would be careful if I were you Oppie.

*Walks into the pet hospital where civ is and euthanizes her little fury body.* Was that nicer? It was quick and painless.

Little did Oppie know, but it wasn't me who he shrunk and put in the bottle, but enigma. For the last few posts, enigma has also unknowingly been operating out of his other double-self, the one that civ didn't destroy. Thus, it was enigma, as his double, who sent himself back to the Aztec temple to be sacrificed. Now, once enigma's real self is destroyed completely (not only that, but but thousands of years in the past) his double is now deprived of the ability to think independently. His only function now is to obey orders.

GS: Kill oppie. And obey no one but me. MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*mindless double instantly obeys*

*double shrinks down the REAL Oppie and feeds him to a million worms with teeth (anybody seen King Kong? ) who fight over him and tear him to trillions of shreds before eating him (I hear their digestive system is REALLY uncomfortable lol)*

GS: Double, your task is done. Self destruct!

*double kills himself so well that no one could ever put him back together*

Thus children, ends the story of the evil alliance of Oppie and Enigma.

*Cheers*

*Stuart calls Civ out of her hiding spot, where she was the whole time while Oppie and Enigma's double were busy shooting rabbits*

*Stuart thanks Civ for restoring him to health after being poisoned*

Oppie's will....

*If you are reading this, then I am probably dead. Let it be known that I rescued civ from the enigma and did not join in shooting her with shotguns. Stuart, you being the most likely candidate for my death, shall recieve all of my blessings according to chapters of my life. Since you was cunning enough to defeat me, he shall receive ALL of my powers. But know this, in due time my spirit will return, and it does not have the resolve that it did while it walked this earth.
R.I.P Be careful of shadows.*

This will shall be followed according to it's writings and will not be preserved past it's reading date. Self destructs in 5 seconds

5.

4.

3.

2.

1.

um, I thought this was the fight topic, not the give-your-powers-away topic....lol