The Fight Topic

Join us GLS!!! Together we are strong!

Has no time to wait for reinforcements. Gathers all weapons and armor to be founf and pilots the captured ship towards stuart army of the dead. Uses the one ring to destroy them all. Did i mention that my numorian name is Elendil?

quadruple, impressive *slashes coby's throat*

*lines canons on shore line* fire! *canons blow through the hull and the mast, the ship is dead in the water. sends anothers ship to raid the enemy ship and captures Oppie and send him into a tank full of pirahnas.*

*delivers present to coby, a blaster cannon, in space, coby fires it at oppie and civ*

*steals remote from coby and blasts him*

*sattelite gets damaged by meteor, which subsequently burns in the
atmosphere*

Hey Civ's our allie remember?
and Oppie, you only thought you killed me on my ship, but you only stabbed a bunch of pillows under the sheets.

KILL OPPIE!

*all form of life on earth rise up against the slimey creature called oppie*

*gamma ray shoots at oppie until he looks like swiss cheese*

*he is sent back into the piranha tank*

*when the pirahnas are finished with him, General Stuart's 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 alter boys scream with glee and take turns stomping on his head and body*

*he is then loaded and fired out of a cannon 30,000,000,000 times*
Bet you're sorry you tried to kill me now, huh Oppie?
*Oppie is sent back to the alter boys and they have their way with him*

*take the remains of Oppie and shoots him into outer space where he is met by man-eating alien clowns.
*steals gamma ray and shoots Martygrass into abliviane.

*I throw three week old vanilla pudding on the remains.*

*Throws curdled milk on Oppie. He is licked by 30,000 hamsters to the bone .*

Oppie, we aren't picking on you. We are destroying you. *hits his head with a shovel*

*Plays Britney Spears best hit so everyone on topic can hear it*

No! Stop it!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please!! stop it!!! if you want, post some pictures of her, but not that song!!!!!!!!!!!!! (this has to be against the rules of war)

*GS begins sorting through the papers of the Geneva Convention*
AHA! I found it!

The pain! make it stop!

General Stuart sicks the worthless U.N. on Adrocles for breaking the rules of engagement. They raid his house, but bring back the wrong CD.

Why am I not suprised... they tend to do the wrong thing lol.

Captures General Lee and tortures him with the Chinese Needle Death.

General Lee evades you, captures you instead and leave you to find mercy from the righteous wrath of angry Southernors

*Noooooo! escapes angry southernors and ties Gen. Lee so he can't move a muscle and dips blood incrusted body into a tank of hungry sharks. *

Can some one get him off me? lol
General Lee waits for a rescue. lol

*Nobody comes to rescue Gen. Lee because they are all dead!!!*
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Flipper comes and kills all the sharks trying to eat General Lee (that was either so lame or incredibly brilliant).*

*General Stuart slaps coby*
OW
*coby's nose starts to bleed until he passes out*
*coby falls into the water, where more sharks arrive to eat him*

General Lee thanks Jeb and then goes back to fighting Oppie.