The Fight Topic

*aquaman rescues coby and blasts Gen. Lee with his super water death blast at him, and sends 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, sting rays to attack him.* Dieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only problem is General got out of the water.

*Flipper kills aquaman, coby, and the load of stingrays*

I form an alliance with Flipper lol.

LOL nice one Lee

General Lee sends 1000 confederate snipers after coby... Coby cant escape.

The gray side..... hahaha lol thats funny

He'll destroy your side with his stupidity.

What's this? Attacking a man while he isnt looking eh? thne you have the odacity to turn me into a pulp with your vicious torture tecnicques. And then i am backstabbed by IBG? Oh this is bad somebody must have got something on me.


STUART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stuart? Why are so quick to blame him? *puts him (Oppie) on time out for bad behavior*

Invites Coby, Lee, Stuart, and IBG to a meeting to discuss terms................................................................................................................
then as you might have expected. Puts them all to.......................SLEEP. HAHA YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONA KILL EM HUH? THEY SLEEP FOR 12 HOURS.........MEANWHILE I am plotting my final assault. 1rst hour.- reconstructive robot regenerates my tissue and organs.
2nd hour. My genetic structure is enhanced with that of an ostrich.

3rd hour. I lay 500 trillion eggs.

4th hour. they hatch.

5th hour- They swear their undying ellegance to me.

6th hour- Their genetic structure is altered with that of ME.

7th hour- I gather weapons and ammo

8th hour- I assemble my army.

9th hour- We march on the hometowns of coby lee stuart and IBG knowing that when they wake up they will dispare.

10th hour- Barracade the cities.

11th hour- Time is short, i now trim off the left big toenail of all of the relatives of coby lee stuart and IBG that live in these cities.

12th hour- I ship the toe nails to the place where mine ene,mies sleep. When they wake up and realise that all of those nials are of thier families, the all begin to wep biterly. Sagly they all begin to reminice about their childhood and how they should have taken the blue pill. But now it is to late. There doom has been decided for them. Thye sadly form a circle and sing all of brittany spears gsongs together ans they breath in toxic fumes put off by Stuart. they all DIE.

YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN.

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE SINGING BRITNEY SPEARS SONGS, WHEN WE WERE REALLY DOING THE RAIN DANCE. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HALF-OSTRICH/ HALF-OPPIES DO WHEN WET, RIGHT? THEY SHRIVEL UP AND START TO BURN. THAT'S RIGHT, BURN. THEY BURN A FIRE FEULED BY RAINWATER. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*OPPIE'S OSTRICH OFFSPRING ALL SHRIVEL UP AND DIE*
*OPPIE IS TURNED BACK INTO HIS SLIMEY HUMAN SELF*
*STUART CALLS UPON HIS 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ALTER BOYS (YOU GUYS NEVER KILL THEM ) TO CRUSH OPPIE*
*THEY SCREAM WITH GLEE AND JUMP ON OPPIE'S FACE ONCE AGAIN*

*THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF OPPIE BUT ONE MUTILATED LEFT BIG TOE NAIL* (ironic how these things end, huh?)

*Queen Alien bursts through Oppie's chest, Alien Eggs now are all over the place waiting to hatch and carefully garded by the Aliens with Acid for Blood*

Ever watched this movie? Sure is a classic with Sigourney Weaver

An you guys have SICK minds. Hey Stuart want to lose at a REAL game?

LOL HA you lost Oppie!!

No I didnt I still have my toenail.

that queen alien that popped out of your chest? ya, well, she ate it. ya..

I bet you haevnt even seen the Alien movies. Slaps stuart twice.

you know, I think that was the first time someone actually hit me on this topic. CONGRATULATIONS MAN!!!!!!!!

*photographers come and take pictures of Oppie with a pink ribbon around his neck*

*the mayor of wintondom comes and shakes your hand*
You just won ONE MILLION pesos!!! *equivalent to $3.50*
Go and buy yourself something nice son.

Your on time out Oppie! For that 2 hours! Back on time out.

Ooook... This was interesting while I was gone....

Um.... wow.

*Civ uses the end of her Enfield to jab Oppie in the stomach*
hhehehe that hurt I'm sure

*Throws black powder EVERYWHERE and lights a match*

Everyone screams "Civ are you crazy?!?!!?"

No...! (I am really )

*Blows everyone up again*

Oh yeah it hurt alright. Actually it was quite painful.
But fortunately i have a high tolerance for pain. (Claps civ in irons and makes her eat the black poweder that she used to burn me with.)

Oh and Stuart, 1 million pesos is about $66,000. (Backhands Stuart three times.)

STOP HITTING ME OLD MAN!!!

(and about the pesos, I was merely trying to stress a point by laughing at their comparative insignificance)

*General Stuart blasts back Oppie with a double charged shotgun as he's about to pour black powder down Civ's throat*

TAKE THAT FOR YOUR ANNOYING TECHNICALITIES!!!

*GS thanks eveyone for the help he has recieved while he was away*

*Makes a stew out of Oppie's body*

Would you like some, guys?