The Fight Topic

You sillies. *oppie tries to grab remote* Don't touch that or you shall die! *Oppie does. I slap his hand with a hammer*

so, we have a newb!

*GS jams pitchforks up oppie's nostrills*

*being from Africa, Oppie thinks they are jewelry and keep them there forever*

General Stuart wrote:

so, we have a newb!

*GS jams pitchforks up oppie's nostrills*

*being from Africa, Oppie thinks they are jewelry and keep them there forever*

Absolutely, and I know him well already. He is WEAK! He attempts to apologize for nothing.

The Opposition wrote:

enigma7patriot wrote:

You did not offend me in the least. I appreciate the fact that you let me know. I also appreciate the fact that someone is monitoring these forums (someone with authority and supervising skills). The only problem I might have is if I get too graphic or am too harsh in my writing (which I apparently am). Sorry 'bout that.

Too harsh? I can see right now, you are WEAK!

I will give you one chance to prove yourslef before i sick Helobe on you.

Who, or should I say what is a Helobe? ...

And weak? We shall see Oppie, we shall see. I first need time for things to materialize, and then integrate myself. And also get out of the learning curve.

Enigma dont make me hurt you. Slaps enigma's face back and forth several consecutive times.

General Stuart wrote:

so, we have a newb!

*GS jams pitchforks up oppie's nostrills*

*being from Africa, Oppie thinks they are jewelry and keep them there forever*

Silence mortal!!

Am I catching a bit of hidden meaning here?

Slaps Stuart silly.

*whacks him with Jennifer Aniston*
take that oppie.

Jennifer Aniston? I would have used Jim Carrey

suurrrreee.* slaps Legra.*

cooks ,throws him in a blender with turkey, and puts it on a sandwhich, forcibly feeding oppie

*Oppie blows up all over Legra from over eating.*

good thing I was wearing plastic

General_LeGraSherman wrote:

cooks ,throws him in a blender with turkey, and puts it on a sandwhich, forcibly feeding oppie

That's sick I'm no canible!!!!! Kicks Legra in a not so friendly place:twisted:

but you are not an alien...or are you

owwww!!!,....... wait a minute how can you kick him when you are in a million peaces? * throws Legra into pit with Oppie.* Fight, fight, fight.

*uses ninja arts to summon gamabunta*
eat frog
*the giant toad eats oppie and coby*

* coby slices his way out of the giant frog and slashes Legras throat.*

I set off a grenade issinde the toad.....HEH HEH HEH

you iddiot! we are in their and what do you think will happen when that gernade goes off. *gernade blows up and oppie and coby are blown to bits.*

*gamabunta disappears in a cloud of smoke (he's a ninja toad you know)*
*summons bugs to go into orifaces of oppie and coby*

I have a high pain tolerance, but you dont do you Coby?? HAHAH.

Coby breaks down and cries for his mommy because he cant handle the truth.

oh yay? * cuts Oppie's heart out with a dull spoon and makes him eat it.*

Freak:suspect:

*Impales Coby*
Ew...

*Hits Oppie on the head with a baseball bat*

*pulls impalled object out and hits Civ on the head, she blacks out, and wakes up in a deep dark dungean.*