The Fight Topic

Oppie got burned! Oppie got burned! He's so silly.

*slaps IBG a couple of times.* snap out of it man.

No slapping! *lights Coby up.*

lights me up what are you talking abouy????? *hits IBG in the gut and runs away.*

Didnt you try putting me in a dungeon before Coby?


....oh well, I'll just ride Helobe's son out of the deep dark abyss:afro:
By the way Helobe can only be killed by, HAH, i aint tellin you people.

I did. ok if A dongeon wont work. *teleports oppie and helobs son into a black hole where they are lost for all eternity.* Mwhahahahahahahahahaha take that oppie.

Very good Coby. I am lost forever, except for the fact that I can teleport also muahahahaha. Teleports out of black hole and into Coby's head, then I bang on the walls of his skull with a rock hammer while i am playing old records from the 50's.

*coby gets surgery done to remove tumor from his brain called oppie*

Surgeon: "Ah! nasty little buggers, these oppies. this is what happens when you watch too much TV kids!!!"

*

*the tumor (aka oppie) is drowned in acid and then burned in the lava of mount doom, where his ancestor, smeagol/gollum, also perished*

That was disgusting to even think about.

you didn't know you were related to gollum, did you oppie? I bet you didn't even know that gollum had a child, along with the rest of the uninformed world. Yes, I traced back your true lineage, using a series of clues contained in childrens' drawings. I'll write a book on it and call it "The Kindergarten Code." It should sell like crazy.

Oh shut up Stuart Ialmost fell out of my computer chair when i read that.

you sholdn't be too supprised oppie you do look like gollum.

How would you know you've never seen me!

I just get that felling. *slaps oppie and steals his telliporting powers and sends him back into the black hole.*

Dont make me hurt you.

You! hurt me! don't make me laugh oppie.* laughs.* besides you're stuck in a black hole with no telleporting powers, sooooo I'm not worried at the moment.

*GS makes trillions off "the Kindergarten Code"*

coby gets half of stuarts mony by suing him for destroying cobys mind with the book he sold on the blck market.* thanks for all the great mony stuart.

Idiots lol.

you can't sue me, I have the army of brilliant attorneys, remember?

*coby loses the case in court, and is sent to prison for wrongful accusation*

General Stuart wrote:

you can't sue me, I have the army of brilliant attorneys, remember?

*coby loses the case in court, and is sent to prison for wrongful accusation*

You are so mean. Get's Coby out on bail.

*coby uses his new teleporting powers to escape and teleports to stuarts house and sets cordenince to an A- bomd to blow him to smitherines.*

BOOMB by Stuart and as for your atternies. *sends all of stuarts atternies to a black hole where they are crushed.*

Slaps Stuart twice.

If you teleported to my house to set the coordinates, then you blew yourself up too, smart-guy!!!

GS: "you fool, you've ruined everything!!!!"

*coby realized his error, and presses the "undo" button*

*stuart moves into a bomb-proof shelter 50 stories deep in the ground, and creates doubles to allow himself to get out sometimes safely*

As for my attorneys, there are too many of them for you too kill, it's a physical impossibility.

you can't slap stuart he's in a million pecies right now, but you can leave a message and he will bet right back to you as soon as he can.