The Fight Topic

Hey! Check out the irons... they kinda look like jewelry!
*Civ looks at her irons and clinks them around on her arm* Preettyfulll
:lol:

Oh and Adrocles, thats just nasty....

*one of the irons falls off, lands in Ando's stew*

*boiling Oppie stew goes all over Androcles*

*Civ runs in fear for her life*

*Andro chases her with a skillet*
(those things are hard)

General Lee tackles Adrocles and fights for control of the skillet.

*Stuart goes to the store and buys the latest model skillet*

Ha! The new XRTS0073542-2006 Super-Deluxe titanium skillet! Incredibly durable, yet light and easy to wield! (available at your local walmart for the low price of $3.99!)

FEAR ME!!!!!

General Lee finally has control of the skillet. He promptly hits Adrocles on the head. Adrocles goes into coma never to recover.

come on gen'ral, we southerners are supposed to be gentlemenly opponents *knocks out General Lee*

Jeb! when General Lee wakes up he reprimands you for not only hitting a superior but also hitting an ally! lol

*Gen. Lee wakes up in a coffen that is being barried.people hear a faint cry for help but mistake it with the sound of the wind.*

*Uses Psychokinetic ability to control kitchenware to attack oppie with all manner of appliances, including:

• spoons
  
• knives
  
• forks
  
• sporks
  
• knorks
  
• frying pans
  
• skillets
  
• dishwashers
  
• and spatulas
  

laughs maniacally as he also impales coby with those corn-holder thingies*

*army of angry grammas come after legra for stealing their kitchenware. Legra runs in fright as the angry grammas attack him with walkers, and with their kitchenware.*

Civ summons her trained to attack evil bunnies*
*Bunnies kill all who fear them* Yes.. guys are afraid of evil bunnies....

Rabbies! Back you rabbit Bugs Bunnies!

I'm not affraid of rabid bunnys. *becomes an ally with the rabid bunnys and take over the world by over populating it.* Muhahahahahahahahaha. every body is now my slave.

*I slap you until your teeth fall off. *

rabid bunnys eat IBG, for hiting coby.

Hey legra, you forgot about fpoons, you know, what you eat soquids with.

you got that off a commercial. *salps stuart* take that.

I love fpoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I am still asleep since you are still not content with your avatar.

please hurry and find an avatar so he's not so boring.*dumps IBG into boiling water.* that should wake up.

I drown while sleeping.

whoops. *rescues IBG and preforms CPR.*

*Wakes up.* Stop kissing me you sicko!

I'm not kissing you! and ha I got you to wake up.*hits IBG with a baseball bat.*

I can't be hurt! I'm the power of this forum! If I command it, this forum will be overturned to the seventh demension!