American Civil War Topic (formely Battle of Gettysburg page)

:don't do my talking for me IBG!


Lee returns from his home where he was the whole time. Stuart comes back into the southern alliance army to cheers. With this fearsome duo, the armies of the south drive the northern aggressors to canada.

and McClellan was so slow lighting the fuses on his cannons, Stuart was able to capture him and his army and point the cannons at Washington D.C. before they went off.

However, they malfunction.

only 3 out of the 10,000. the rest demolish washington before lincoln or congress has time to escape.

Lincoln was in Philedelphia. He hadn't had time to go back into Washington after it was retaken. You southerners are bad shots with cannons.

weak arguement. ever heard of the New Orlean's Washington Artillery?

Ever heard of Gettysburg and Pickett's Charge? You were safer on the exact top of Cemetary Ridge and they would miss you entirely.

hey, they hit a few caissons too, boy. Some nice fireworks....

*Yawn* A few cassions. Wop-dey-do. Federal Artillary was generally better. One of the few things they excelled in over the Rebs.

*northern army's rations are stolen*

*the rations are poisoned and the south become deathly ill.*

Union Cavalry cut the Souths Supply train.

*the south sells the food to fur traders, then steal their fur after they
die*

*the fur is covered in small pox and the southern start to die.*

*south has immunity to smallpox, so no one dies*

North senda pauge baring fleas on rats to the South and half of the south is infected.

*plague rats can't stand the loud sound, so they run away*

Abraham Lincoln heads to the front lines armored with a bullet/fireproof suit and a minigun.

minigun explodes, sending shrapnel into his face

Lincoln is now unrecognizable. He sneaks behind enemy lines and assasanates General Stuart with a hair pin.

Now that that's over. Lincoln regroups entire army at D.C. Grant organizes 100,000 troops and lays siege to Richmond. Sherman takes 80,000 and subdues Lee. Mc Clennen(however you spell it) takes 95,000 troops to go take out the last remainder of Stuarts army. Now, Sherman himself organises the forgiveness movement. All captors are released and granted safe passage to there hometowns, with reinbuirsement in full . HUH, HUH? Now then, Abraham Lincoln is asasinated by his great great grandma, and Grant takes his place. Thus the Union LIVES to see another day!

*McClellan is so slow in trying to encircle Stuart's army that Stuart escapes the trap and rides back in McClellan's rear and annihilates his army*

*Lee has no problem defeating Sherman*

*Stuart's fast-riding troopers severe Grant's supply line, so his men starve*

*just when all the yankees are really skinny and almost toppling over for lack of strength, all the confederate armies come and crush them*

*Stuart and Lee ride triumphantly into Washington DC and declare the South victorius and independent at last*

*Stuart puts gun to Lincoln's head and makes him sign the peace treaty over Mrs. Lincoln's objections*

SOUTH WINS!!!

sure, nice fantasy. NOT!

you just said it was a fantasy, and then you said it wasn't, Oppie. so, you obviously agree with me. South wins. Discussion closed.

And did you forget that Lincoln was already assanated, you didnt make him sign anything smart one.

I was taking the story over from the top of the page. smart one