American Civil War Topic (formely Battle of Gettysburg page)

Sorry, *escapes and goes into hiding until war is over.*

The war is over. Once England joined the CSA, they crushed Lincoln and his proud armies. So, you are now like John Wilkes Booth, on the run for nothing. You are going to be thrown to a bunch of pigs with your hands bound and they will tear you to pieces. oink.

slips hands out of ropes and sloughters the pigs and eats them. yum pork chops.

*the pork was under cooked so coby dies, as there is no cure at this
time*

Like I said, that was easy.

yeah, not as much fun as the fight topic, nevertheless
*troops slowly continue north and take pennsyylvania (yay misspelling)*

*Communists start a revolution all over the Union, and as a result most of the Troops from the north are faced with tough choice: Loved ones or Duty?*

then the british decide to attack the united states in it's weakend form

*The north tries to rally troops but there is so much confusion they don't get very many defenders aginst the British.*

The Union Army goes underground and for several years querrila warfare with the invaders. Lee decides to help the Yanks and rallies his men and drives the Communists away.

*south was betrayed by yours truly, and the british win YAAAAAY TEA!!!!!!!!*

British try to invade the the west and are driven back by Crazy Horse and Cheyyene wearing nothing but loin cloths.

curses, halfway nudity is the englishman's only weakness

You mean, near nudity. British aren't very good fighting the indians. Remember the French and Indian wars. British general burned in Pontiacs tepee.

I don't remember much of the Frech and Indian wars.

*Coby's is sent back to 1760 and burned at the stake by Iriqious Indians.* Now you remember it!

Makes peace with the Indiansbeforeb they burn me and they become allies.

Yeah. To bad it won't do you much good for the CW.

Builds a time machine with hard work and comes back to the CW with Iriquuse Indias back with him.

You don't have the thec to come back. Iriquios indians shot down by rival tribes.

Finds a way to come back without the Iriquios.

British return and kill Coby who pops up on thier flag ship. Union Troops, Indians and Southerners ban together to hold of the invaders.

Can't I ever get a breake?*Flees the ship before the British knows I'm there.*

His body dosen't escape. Just his spirit. Bye, Bye, Co-fly.
British come up through Florida and army gets caught in swamps. Allied Army comes and surrounds them.

Posseses British General and calls of the attack.