American Civil War Topic (formely Battle of Gettysburg page)

British General tries to retreat but Seminola Indians living in swamps attacks troops and many begin to disappear. The army which had 30,000 at the beginning of campaign losses 12,000 in three hours. What is left is picked off by artillary positioned on thier path of escape and hundreds more die. The rest surrender to american armies.

Leaves Geneal's body and drifts away wondering the world for all eternity.

British decide to try to land at Savannah. Suddnely Montior appears along with fleet of ironclads and they tear up British fleet. Three ships make land, but, they surrender to indians who scalp them.

The Indians are really vicsose here.

*France conquers England while her armies are in America*
*Germany allies with France and together they attack the west coast*
*Americans, Indians, and English soldiers allie ONCE AGAIN and go to repel the new invaders*

Indians do the Boston tea Party, this time with the bodies of the sailors of the French fleet. French high tail it back to France and Germany (seeing the war is already going poorly) tries to invade Mexico.

*performs exorcism on coby*
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*Treats IBG for some Whisky...Along with his entire Army*

*Sneaks out while the troops are completely drunk*

What have you done? You gave my injuns fire water! *Indians go on rampage through the West, sacking forts and scalping British Prisoners.*

*Realizes the battle has gone plum loco and commits seppuku in order to
avoid being dishonored*

*Indians dance on Martygrasses body*

*indians realize they outnumber IBG and his men*
*IBG is captured by the savages*
*indians scalp IBG and burn his body at stake after weeks of torture*
*just as IBG approaches death he is rescued by General Stuart and his elite troopers*
I wasn't about to let those redskins kill you. I always wanted the pleasure of doing that myself.
*GS draws pistol and mercifully ends IBG's pitiful existence*

* Comes and slaps Suart in the face.* This is twice you have left me blind, Stuart.*

well, I won't be much better off if you keep slapping me in the face. But wait, it wasn't Lee, but only an imposter! Hired by IBG!

*Stuart kills the spare*

*summons southern soldier ghosts to feast on the flesh of the british*
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Careful Martygrass. That is a bad comment. I don't want this site to be looked at as nationalistic.

fine then, it was the flesh of those not of confederate origin

That means you IBG lol. right back at ya.

U.S Grant marches to the aid of IBG with a massive army.

50,000 Infantry
30,000 Cavalry

1000 artillary units. Blows Stuart and his rebels sky high. Invades D.C. and reclaims the capital building, destroying all confederate units along the way.

Too small a force. I only had 25,000 to begin with. And, for the fact that the British are trying to invade through Mexico, we needed to devide our forces. But, when Phil Sheridan arrives with 40,000 Infintary and 16,000 Cavalry, we have enough men. Union Forever!

fortunately for the south/british, they decide (again) to work together
(again) and mass their forces with the injuns and the chinese to
outnumber the northern army, 3:1

*Stuart reilizes the "spare" was the real deal:lee: . THe South is losing the war because of it and GS is forced to take to the Shenedoah*

the south never gives up *surrounds northern army with the south's
allies*

North lead the south the mountain pass where they set trap, hundreds of southern allies die by falling into spiked pit falls.

South beats hasty retreat to Richmond, where McClellan has finnaly brought up his guns after 165 years and he blows up Richmond to pieces.