The Fight Topic

The Opposition wrote:

Adrocles wrote:

You forgot, my Demon side is immuned to any type of poison in fact, it rather enjoys such thing. (Yeah I'm evil)

And of course, a Vampire cannot be affected by poison or venom, because he's a living dead.

You'd better do your homework better Oppie.

Acutally Adrocles, the only thing that can harm a vampire, is a wherewolf(liken) Didnt you know that?

Actualy oppie thats only with Dracula, any other vampire can be killed by sunlite, steaks(stakes), and a few other things that I can't remember.

Actually, werewolves can kill and vampire, even Dracula. Sunshine and garlic also kills him. ALso, you can't enter a house that you have not been invited into as a Vampire.

well I was half right.

Iron Brigade General wrote:

Actually, werewolves can kill and vampire, even Dracula. Sunshine and garlic also kills him. ALso, you can't enter a house that you have not been invited into as a Vampire.

ACTUALLY, Dracula can only be harmed by a wherewolfs venom, and other vampires can be killed by what Coby was talking about, you both have your facts a but mixed.


Anyways...........

this topic is supposed to be ended, but it hasn't.

Why is it being ended?!?!?!?

"The Carnival never ends, it only leaves town for a while but you never know when the Carnival will be back" (Ryoko, from Tenchi Universe)

Heh, I got the post 1000.

Good job here!

You mean your's was the 1000th post on this topic? How can you tell?

Wait, you double-posted!!!! Kill the Double-Poster!!!!!


*mob of screaming peasents with torches flood the countryside searching for Andro, who is forced to climb trees to hide and jump from tree to tree to escape the fires*

*The peasants start running away as the Soviet Red Army lead by Stalin himself is sighted*

*Stuart is arrested and shipped to the Liublianka Jail by the KGB where he's forced to sign a Confession of High Treason. *

*Following Stuart's Confession, he's put on trial...But the verdict is already decided before it even starts, as usual in the USSR. *

*Stuart is sentenced to the Ghulag in Siberia and during his stay in the Ghulag, because of deliberate lack of sleep courtesy of the authorities, he's then shipped to a Psychiatric Hospital in Moscow, never to be released again. *

*Meanwhile the Public is informed by Radio Moscow about Stuart's attempt at a Counter-Revolution and High Treason. *

*Thus nobody ever hears about Stuart again. *


*Plays the Soviet Union's National Anthem by the Red Army Chorus with a Soviet Flag*

The Pact will help me get me out of this one!!! You can't win against the alliance of free peoples!!! Treachery and corruption spawn nothing but incompetence, my elite army of attorneys will have no problem securing my release!!!

General Stuart wrote:

The Pact will help me get me out of this one!!! You can't win against the alliance of free peoples!!! Treachery and corruption spawn nothing but incompetence, my elite army of attorneys will have no problem securing my release!!!

Our atturneys are dead remember, besides they are only good in a court of law, we dont have one of those. Now then, all I have to do is break you out.


I scretly infiltrate the perimiter of the millitillia base and begin my acention to the uppermost floor of the compound where Stuart is being detained.

I then promply............knock on the door and ready my scret weapon........



............."Hello there, you hear to see Stuart?" ..........I reach into my trench coat and slowly draw it out..........."Yes here's a fruitcake I've baked myself for the old chap !" *gaurd*"Very well, you may proceed."



I give the cake to Stuart, who devours it muahah. Oh no, you swallowed the file you idiot! Spit it out!

A FILE??????

*Stuart almost punches Oppie, but then he realizes that it was an electric file*

*they file Stuart out of the cell in 10 seconds, along with the rest of the political prisoners being kept in that building, and then assault and subdue the guards en masse, and arm themselves with machine guns, with which they take control of the prison, and turn it into a fortified bunker-complex, invulnerable to airial or long-range bombing*

*Stalin orders Adrocles to lead as many infantry assaults as necessary to retake the prison and the noble band of captives-turned-defenders within*

*Stuart and Oppie lead the defenders of the prison, and successfully turn back 73,844 waves of Soviet attacks led by Andro, killing 352,642,665,734,856,367,275,368,323,752,840,423,076,967,095,7453,525,521,178,367,528,547,438
communist soldiers, and soon all the soviets realize that it is a fight that they cannot win, and desert Stalin and Andro*

*Stalin and Andro are captured by Stuart and Oppie, and their bodies are turned over to the Russian people, so they can take out their anger and frustration upon them*

*The Pact is awarded with countless medals, awards, honors, and orders, and credited with ridding the world of communism, Stalin, and Androcles *

And, the world lived happily ever after, under the rule of The Pact, the noble and honorable alliance that can never be defeated.

Better believe it. ALL HAIL THE PACT!

*A harsh cold wave flows in the steppes of Russia, and Oppie with Stuart get arrested by a bunch of Russian cops, because President Putin is now in charge, the American side is NOT informed of their arrests, and the twosome from the pact are throwed in jail.

When they end up in trial, the sentence and verdict are decided before the trial even starts, they are shipped out to hard labor camps for stealing vegetables, even if they got the greatest lawyers around, that changes nothing.

In jail they both end up eaten by Pizza*





EDIT: Ok, It's going a little too far this time.

That is extremely........disturbing. To say the least.

But hope still remains. The third member of The Pact still remains free. Help us General Lee!

oh ya....

*Stuart teach Rasputin a few things about manners, let alone commmon decency and hygiene, and disposes of the dead body in the prison grounds. The idiot guards eat it, as they are starving, and all die.*

I am extreamly disturbed...

Then for crying out loud, help us out, Civ.

You know what they say: You might have Bubba, but the Russians have Spaghetti.








EDIT: Watch it!!

You dirty-minded Commy!

All right all right Stuart! Gosh!

*Civ calls on all rabid bunnies and evil fluffys to help her*

Most of you guys probably don't know what a "Fluffy" is.

Heres a pic:


They're not evil you say? You're so wrong.

*Fluffys destroy all in their way to kill Adro*

I like it. Short and simple. And cute.

General Stuart wrote:

I like it. Short and simple. And cute.

...But lethal as well.

That's it, now I'm mad

*Sends in the Clowns after everyone involved in the Pact*

*Everyone with the pact forced to give a big kiss to a fish*

*Poison's Civ by having her to eat poorly prepared Fugu*

*Chants this Spell

Darkness beyond Twilight
Crimson Beyond Blood that flows...And all that stuff

DRAGONNNN SLAAAAVE!!!*

Anyone used to watch the Slayers series?