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I'll start this one on with Rasputin from BoneyM
There used to be
such man, in Russia long ago
He was big and strong
in his eyes were flaming globes
People look at him
With terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks
He was such a lovely dear
He could read the bible like a priest could read it
Pull some Exorcy and Fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women used to like
Rah Rah Rasputin Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Rah Rah Rasputin, Russia's greatest Love Machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He Ruled the Russian land, and never mind the Czar
But the guys all jumped, he was really wunderbar
On Affairs of state, he was the one to please
But he was real great when he had to go to sleep
For the Queen he was the real dealer
though she heard the things he done
She believed he was a holy healer
That would cure her son
Rah Rah Rasputin Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Rah Rah Rasputin, Russia's greatest Love Machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking, and lusting became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder
This priest has to go
Declared his ennemies
But the ladies begged
Don't you try to do it please
Doubtless Rasputin
sure had some hidden charm
Though he was a brute
They just fell into his arms
Then such men of higher standing
Set a trap they're not to blame
Come to visit as they kept demanding
Then he really came
Rah Rah Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen
They put some poison into his wine
Rah Rah Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen
He drank it all and said I feel fine
Rah Rah Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen
They didn't quit they wanted his head
Rah Rah Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'till he was dead.
OOOh those Russians...
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