The Fight Topic

you know using your teeth in a fight is considered a felony. SLAPS IBG so hard that all his teeth fall out except one, which dangles by a thread of gum.(ouch)

By the way, Civ, I like the sig.

sorry Oppie, but you've got to swing with the tides, *uses force to squeeze IBGs intestines so he has indigestion. and force throws Legra into spike pit.*

*clone's body gets impaled*
you idiot, you killed my clone. Now I am going to have to make another one
*retreats to impregnable shed*

* reads up on how to destroy impregnable sheds.* so thats how they're destroyed.*shoota shed with vaporizer gun and shed disappears. time to die Legra. * shoots Legra with gun and he disappears.*

I didn't use my teeth! *Smashes Oppie with a sledge hammer.*

don't hit Oppie. * shoots IBG with * byby general. we could still be allies Oppie.

gah that makes two killed clones
*stabs coby with butter knife that has pond-scum*
so there
*takes coby and shoves him down oppie's throat, then IBG and Civ come
in and creamate them and scatter their ashes across the four winds*

wait a minute, coby is of the force, as am I.

*GS uses the force to play german polkas inside of legra's head*

Let's see how long your sanity can withstand that!

But I like German Polka-besides anything can happen in the fight topic,
remember.
('sides coby used a cannon, which he cannot do due to inability to touch
things, as he is in a spectral state)

Iron Brigade General wrote:

I didn't use my teeth! *Smashes Oppie with a sledge hammer.*

Yeah but your T-rex did.
Slaps IBG with a wooden paddle,(you know the one's with the spikes in em.)

(vomits up coby) And as for you Coby, I am through being an ally with YOU. However, i will consider being nuetrel with you. solely because you injured IBG.


.............looks around the room for sturat..................now where did that pest go..................

ashes vomited ashes...that is wrong
*creates alternate dimension for cloning*
*coby cannot destroy alternate dimension, force cannot go there*
EDIT:*now with anti collapse feature*

Ok truce with Oppie, as for you Legra you have no more clones to hide your real self sooo, diiiiiieeeeeee.* Legras alternate demension calapses on itself and legra and his clones are desetroyed.* * sends bomb into demension and blows clones and Legra to smitherines.*

*clones come back, they split by division*

* I turn all your clones into stone.* their now whenever you create a clone Legra it will be turned to stone.

uses gold needles to stop petrification

Hah! Slaps legra with a broken of hand of one of his clones hahaha.

GS jumps out from behind a stoned clone (lol) and uses the force to throw all of the new statues at oppie.

*oppie cries and begs for mercy*

*GS: s oppie*

*Coby uses force to throw golden needles at Legra.*

Oppie bends the force to influence the mediclriens in staurts body to self destruct, muahahahah!

*coby uses the force to konck Oppie out so he can't hurt himself or annyone else.* this is for your own good Oppie. *locks Oppie in a deep dark dungeon.*

coby wrote:

*coby uses the force to konck Oppie out so he can't hurt himself or annyone else.* this is for your own good Oppie. *locks Oppie in a deep dark dungeon.*

You foolish foolish child. Can you not see? I dont need you help nor did i ask for it. Plus Stuart is evil incarnet, he must be punished.

I begin to wake up and examin my surroundings.

* a sand worm comes up behind oppie and eats him.* byby oppie.

A sand worm, uhh, coby, those dont move, ahhaha, i make my acent through the long narrow tunnels back to the surfaace.

* on his way to the surface Oppie incounters a giant cave spidder.*

that better Oppie?

coby wrote:

* on his way to the surface Oppie incounters a giant cave spidder.*

that better Oppie?

Oh yeah, i encountered it alright. (And tamed it.)
MUAHAH! Look at all it's legs arent they so cute! .....and deadly might add........................I think I'll name him Helobe.