This is very funny. Just change a word in a star wars line to pants.
Darth Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing.
Palpatine: I look forward to completeing your pantsing. In time you will call me master.
Han: Chewi and I have gotten into pants more heavily guarded then this.
Han: Where did you dig up that old pants?
Leia: If pants is what you love, then that is what you'll recieve.
Storntrooper: The Death Star plans are not in the main pants.
Luke: I won't pants you. I'm not afraid. Yoda: Oh. You will. You will.
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